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Thursday, 28 April 2011

Joke - Santa Banta

Santa ne pappu ko paise dene se mana kar diya to Pappu Kuch Din Santa Se Naraj Raha

Par Ek Din Uska Popcorn Khane Ka Dil Kiya to Usne Fir Santa Se Paisi Mangne Ki SochiPappu: “Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai”
Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun
Santa: “Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le”
Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Bola: “Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai”
Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.
Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.“